Air time

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

So everything is going great so far in the game. I have two people I know I can totally trust and that is Sydney and John. So now we are trying to figure out who we want as a fourth. I thought we should pull in Adam cause he is just so cute and flirting keeps the boys close so he is the one I really want in the alliance. But John said if we needed to we could pull in steph as the fourth if Adam doesn't want to side with us. The challenge went well cause we totally kicked their asses. and can I just say doing all this via phone fucking sucks worse than Jaime.

[Jaime Huffman]

The challenge went well cause we totally kicked their asses. and can I just say doing all this via phone fucking sucks worse than Jaime.


I am sure this will not be the last time I say this...ewww & you're gross.

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

So this is getting interesting as the game starts. My tribe while we are strong we aren't very unified just yet. I really want someone I can trust from the other tribe to go to exile because I would be able to get them to tell me what they got or what exile is like. As for how I am going to play the game I think I played a near perfect game last time had Courtney not lost I would of been in finals. So I don't thing my game will change all that much. Maybe I will talk to the losers a little bit more. Cause I never really talked to them all that much last season.



I have talked to everyone in the tribe minus betsy so I need to get on that. People I am watching out for on my tribe are Steph and Adam. Those two could either turn out to be great allies or they could just be playing everyone. I do know Steph made an alliance with MY John K and she just approached me as well so who knows maybe if she is willing to work with Sydney than maybe she will be the fourth in my alliance. I haven't decided

P.S. Jaime wanna make out?

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

Episode 2: Useless......their all USELESS



So this last challenge could of been a lot of fun had people actually been on to do it. I basically sat on the pole for what felt like hours doing nothing cause none of the attackers on the other tribe were on for long. Poor Betsy was the only attacker on and the other tribes pole dancers were up for a good while last night so she didn't have much success at removing them from their stripper poles. On a side note. Last night I got confirmation that the majority alliance in my tribe is Myself, Steph, Sydney, and John K. So I am pretty pleased about that. And its kinda nice not having to be really playing the game mentally yet.



My mantality for this season is pretty much the same as last season. I am going to just flirt with all the dumb ass boys and than devour them one at a time. You know basically like last season. Except this time I am going to be cutthroat from the beginning. I felt like last season in the beginning I wasn't really playing and being over shadowed by my secret partner. Well not this time Natalie isn't playing. So super bitch Kelly will own <3

[Jaime Huffman]

P.S. Jaime wanna make out?


Oh...I see you are actually sticking to the same strategy, trying to sleep with the host...

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

So we lost the last challenge and that really sucked. I can at least say the two I got were right. And Adumb had to say he was 110% sure Jonathan was married. What an idiot. So now I think a lot of people want him out for his bonehead decision. And now that I think about it a lot of people are putting targets on themselves. Betsy the stupid cunt said she thought she was the tribe leader. Can I tell you Steph and I about pissed our pants when we read that. We were like um bitch do you not remember round 2 when both of us had to explain IN DETAIL how to do the challenge to you multiple times? I mean seriously the only thing that girl is a leader of is going to be the pre jury hut. Cause she is going to be the biggest loser in the pre jury hut.



But so I decided to target Todd cause I mean everyone who has been voted out have been sent to mystery island the round they got the boot. So that is why I thought voting out Todd would be a good idea. And look he got voted out and he self voted. I kinda feel bad for not giving him a chance but I also didn't think it be fair to vote someone who has been in the game since round one out over him. Plus I don't know anything about him. I didn't want him to get his footing and snake me this early.

[Jaime Huffman]

You're hair looks sooo pretty

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

I ain't no villain I'm a good girl

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

So the big controversy in tribal tonight made me want to write a confessional. I think I am probably one of the biggest social whores in this game cause I communicate with the other tribe. I highly doubt anyone else on my tribe apart from Sydney is smart enough to do that. So anyways I know Melinda and Brendan on the other tribe. As much as a love and adore Melinda I'd prefer to work with Brendan cause he is easily manipulated and I could get him to do what I want easier than I could Melinda. I got to work my magic and get people like Betsy, Jonathan, and Ian off my island before we join the other island and I become queen.



Anyways back to the other tribes tribal. I have been trying to get Melinda and Brendan to work together cause two allies is better than one. But Melinda didn't listen to me. Well she thinks Ian and Jonathan are her saviors or some shit like that and won't backstab them. Well mean while Brendan convinced them to flip this tribal and low and behold its a fucking tie. Ian went to mystery island and was going to vote off Melinda well he got a prize where he lost his vote this tribal. So now I dunno who I want to go home. I'd like to see Brendan stay cause he is so annoying this game that I think the target will always be on him

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

So this merge twist is interesting. I am nervous for Stephenie and John K. Neither of them have the availability to work well with each other. In fact I don't even think John K has been online. Sadly Sydney and I fought on who we would vote off if the bottom two was Brendan &Ian//Steph & John K. For me it makes more sense to keep our two allies Steph and John K over Brendan and Ian. I know Brendan will work with us but I mean its better to have two allies instead of one. I dunno if she fully understands that we need them more than we need her showmance.



So while I don't think Betsy or Adam wanna lose our numbers we have in the merge you just never know. This is survivor and if I was on the outs I'd totally go against my tribe to get rid of some of them. But I kinda am trying to work my social magic over on Adam to keep his loyalty. I think he wants one of the red team to go so hopefully one of them is in the bottom two pairs so we can get rid of them. And after that who knows what happens. Maybe we will join the other island? I cant imagine that we will be on the island with just us ten for that long.

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

So what a crazy event. I was sent to mystery island thanks to my alliance voting for me to go. And guess what! *holds up hidden immunity idol* I got the most prized possession of them all. I am going to try and keep it to myself for a while cause I mean sure I trust my allies but you just never know. I know for sure I can trust Sydney and John K they are my rocks out here on this island. And while I love stephenie I really know nothing about the girl. So for now I won't tell anyonre. I think we are targeting Betsy this round. Just cause she is annoying and if given the chance she could cause some serious trouble later down the road. Her and Adam and Ian. The three of them need to go really soon. But I dunno we shall see I guess. But I am being smart and keeping ties with the other island.



I feel as if I am arranging a hit on Neleh. I really want her gone and so I keep talking to Sugar and Shawn trying to get them to vote her off. Hopefully this round she will be gone and I can rest a little bit. I just don't want to know what it's like to go against her in a game cause I have only ever worked with her. And if I can keep Shawn and Sugar safe till the merge than I'd have an alliance of 7 which would be great. Sadly I would be in a huge predicament cause I adore all of them and I dunno who I would take to the end. But this game I am out for blood I will not settle for less than revenge. I want to win. This is my second time last season I got robbed!

[Jaime Huffman]

Congrats!

Why do feel you were robbed?

How is this season different for you?

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

Well for starters Jaime last season was the Julie show and I didn't win wtf that's a crime. Anyways I guess this season I am more outspoken and a bit of a bitch and I just don't really care

[Jaime Huffman]

Are you enjoying The Julie show or The Kelly Show better?

[Kelly Sharbaugh]

I prefer Kelly she is so Sexy